So I'm standing at the bar and a guy comes up.

Bartender: What do you want sir?

Man: Well you won't have what I want so I'll have....

Bartender: What did you want?

Man: Well. What I want is Glenlivet.

Bartender: No problem mon. Here you go.

I'm not much of a drinker, but the look on the guy's face said a lot. He didn't, in his wildest dreams, expect to get his drink because it must be either expensive or uncommon. When he was told "no problem" it was obviously a shock to him. It's Couples and this guy will be telling this story when he gets home.

Me. I'm not surprised. CN is heaven.